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ALABAMA SMELLS LIKE POOAnnouncements
Ask Bamaladen any question and you'll get an answer within a few hours. Auburn Beats Bama in All Things >>>Except GymnasticsAlabama Mythical National Championships >>>Listen, Bama claiming 12 NC's is sort of absurd. Here's the analysis courtesy of some kind individual. It's nothing new, we've all heard it, but isn't it time to either start claiming some of ours or crapping on some of theirs. Which is what this does.Powershift in the State of Alabama >>>Anytime a group feels as if they're losing grip of their power over others, they begin to act out irrationally... i.e. throwing glass bottles at Auburn players. Auburn has the dominating coaches, players, school, and fans.Why Does Bama Suck? >>>Is it the claiming of 12 NC's and then ramming it down your throat like someone is trying to convince you that another country has WMD's? Or is it something deeper and more culturally significant (or degenerate)?Iron Bowl Rated Top Rivalry by ESPN >>>"ESPNU/ESPN 2 have been unning a series called Honor Roll where it ranks various things in college football including, best rivalries ... and Auburn-Alabama was rated the top rivalry in college football. "They Asked Bamaladen, and he answered ...
Q: Do you have three testicles? Q: Are Paul Bryant, and Elvis Presley residing in Caraboo, Maine? Q: How many ex-UAT coaches live in your beard? Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? Bamaladen Says ...Question: "Bamaladen, you've given us no insight about the Saban hiring --- please tell us what we can expect from him!" I am sorry for taking such a long time to post anything regarding the new coaching situation, but I have been grieving for some time. I am deeply disturbed by the decision to fire Mike Shula. I considered him to be the future of Alabama football. Furthermore, the coach we hired is not a Muslim. The absolute embarrassment that was the arrival of Nick Saban to the Tuscaloosa airport has angered me to the point of no return. Seeing rednecks at the airport hugging and kissing a mere mortal that has yet to do anything (especially beat Auburn) was sickening. It embarrassed me as a patron of the bama nation, as people here in Pakistan and Afghanistan now think very poorly of the pitiful infidels of the state of Alabama. I need some Head-On. I will apply directly to the forehead. Bama Jokes of the MonthAn Auburn fan was driving down a country road when he came upon two Bammers hitchiking. He told the bammers to jump in the back of his pick-up truck. He then drove down the dirt road rather fast and lost control of the truck as they were going around a curve. The truck landed in a lake. The Auburn fan scrambled to the surface and swam to the bank. When he looked back at the lake, the two Bammers were still sitting in the bed of the truck looking frantic. As the truck began sinking the Auburn fan yelled for the bama players to get out truck, to which they replied, "We're tryin' to get out, but we can't get the dang tailgate open!" Why Does Bama Suck?Why not? There are so many reasons. Lately, something you commonly hear as an Auburn fan is "they don't talk about their own team, they talk about Alabama," referring to the obsession with Alabama by Auburn fans and how much Auburn fans seem to be so damn concerned with Alabama. I guess having a page like this doesn't help such stereotypes.However, I would like to make a few points. Bammers on Finebaum and other forums remark to this scenario, effectively making it their only concern. Some people are so dam worried about still being thought of as important and essential that they will go to great lengths to say that someone else is preoccupied with them. One bama fan tells another that all Auburn fans care about is them and another tells another, then it's broadcasted somewhere, and before you know it, it's a freakin' belief system that holds as much truth as the term weapons of mass destruction does. So, why then, do I have a page like this if I'm not so damn concerned with Bama? As one of the two biggest rivalries in college football, it is my duty to perpetuate the atmosphere of discontent and use my abilities to continuously divide the two entities with such resources as this. Rivalries are fun and no game and rivalry is more endearing than the Iron Bowl. Hence, the Bama Sucks page. I think the truest comment to this subject is that it is sweet to beat arrogance... something that Alabama has strutted for some time, but lately there has been nothing to strut; and yet bammers are still reluctant to give due respect where respect is due. So, from time to time you will hear an Auburn fan make a comments about beating the crap out of Bama, because it is fun. The same would be fun for a Bama fan if they were to beat Auburn, but this apparently won't ever happen again :) Bammers are equally as preoccupied with the Auburn phenomena... I clearly remember listening to bammers remark after Auburn lost to Georgia Tech in 2005 how sweet it is to see Auburn lose again following their undefeatd 2004 season; or how classless Tuberville is for holding up four fingers. Uhm, that's no different than the Bear taking cheap shots at Auburn for having a stellar agriculture program (you eat hamburgers and steak, right?) There are more Auburn joke pages out there than Bama joke pages. There just doesn't happen to be any very good Auburn sucks pages, because right now, Auburn doesn't suck like Alabama. Until you can win five in a row, I guess I'll just keep getting rude and nasty comments from ticked off Bammers that somehow found their way to this page and are not happy about the current situation and state of affairs of college football in the state of Alabama. War Damn Eagle.
Afterall, it is true that bama smells like poo. After four
years in a row of losing to Auburn, it's beginning to smell like a
stale, sour cesspool. It will never get old hearing the now-fabled
jokes referring to the relationship held by Brodie Croyle and Stanley
McClover. My only hope is that in the long shot that Croyle plays
again one day after the four people ahead of him are injured, that
he will line up under center with McClover on the other side coming
at him once again. Oh man, that will be sweet. |
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